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"See! It wasn't because I'm poor, it's because I'm a horrible person!"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Harvest Data Festival

Greece - Euro

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Just because my husband works in a bank, it does not mean to say he's a fat-cat...!'

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'Ladies and gentlemen... let's not quibble, when we can sue.'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

Let the match begin

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

'I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you're overdrawn.'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"Lately our focus has been trending away from people who want to borrow our money."

"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

'I said... oh, forget it!'

"Oh hi Jeff, we would have invited you to this meeting but we don't like you!"

'I don't see anything funny about our accounts being frozen!'

'Yes, you're very qualified for a loan, Mr. Stikes, but what on earth made you think you would get one?'

'Unfortunately Mr Jones, we're unable to approve your loan application... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."