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"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

"Tell him I'll pay! On my Mother's nine lives I swear I'll pay!!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Scarpia's Palace

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."