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'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'He had lots of visitors today. Mostly people he owes money to.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Great visual support.'

A collective sigh of relief.

'Money, I'm home!'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Core Business.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Statue of pound sign

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

Life plan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Do you believe in money at first sight?

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Handing over money.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"No, no previous experience of working in a bank but I've always loved counting money."

Teddy, do you really want to be a banker? Roger that. Fat bonuses. Sweet yachts. Vacation villas. You know. The American dream. Where have we gone wrong?

I love $

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