Debt Enthusiast Gifts

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'He had lots of visitors today. Mostly people he owes money to.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Core Business.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Statue of pound sign

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

Do you believe in money at first sight?

Life plan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

Handing over money.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Loan trap

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"No, no previous experience of working in a bank but I've always loved counting money."

I love $

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."