Debt Dilemma Enthusiast Gifts

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Core Business.

Life plan

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

"This bottom line on your income tax return is a little irregular...'net income after wife's spending'."

Fiscal Cliff

'Woman stuck in unfulfilling marriage seeks companion ... Hey, this is your cell phone number!'

'The new bank president wants to know where we live. Should I tell him?'

The Book of Sequester.

'A journey of 1000 miles begins with one credit card.'

"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

'He had lots of visitors today. Mostly people he owes money to.'

"Tell him I'll pay! On my Mother's nine lives I swear I'll pay!!"