Debt Dilemma Humorist Gifts

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Repossessions

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

Clancy: Borrowing Money

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Debts Past."

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!'

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

Dunloanin...bank manager.

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage.

"It's from your student loan office."

The True Meaning of Christmas

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

Effects of the economic crisis

Really? Your biggest concern is that you wasted lost of money on harp lessons? Entrance.

"We put the owe in ownership."