Debt Dilemma Humorist Pillows

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Repossessions

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

Clancy: Borrowing Money

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!'

Dunloanin...bank manager.

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage.

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"It's from your student loan office."

The True Meaning of Christmas

"We put the owe in ownership."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Effects of the economic crisis

'I'm making out my will. Is there anything you want me to leave to you, other than debt?'