Debt Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Repossessions

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

Clancy: Borrowing Money

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Debts Past."

Acme Firework Company

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!'

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

Effects of the economic crisis

The True Meaning of Christmas