Debt Comedian Pillows

'Tell you what - We'll give you moral support, okay?'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'

'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'

If the Fed can loosen it's money supply, why can't you?

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

'I'm not asking you to lie - I'm just asking you to go insane.'

'Eddie, how about emerging Far East funds? The rumor is that China will come out with a velcro chopstick!'

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'