Credit-crunch Comedian Pillows

Let's skip the country!

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

PANIC!

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"Hands up!"