Debt Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

Clancy: Borrowing Money

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Debts Past."

"Business is terrible. I've already had to refill with red ink two times this month."

"Do you take MasterCard?"

Heeeres Alistair (Darling).

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

The True Meaning of Christmas