Debt Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

Clancy: Borrowing Money

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

"Business is terrible. I've already had to refill with red ink two times this month."

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

Heeeres Alistair (Darling).

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You mean we're not bankrupt?'

Effects of the economic crisis