Debt Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Recession

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

The United States Public Debt.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Core Business.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Life plan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"Our flag means debt."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'