Debt Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Core Business.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Life plan

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"Our flag means debt."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."