Debt Discourse Aficionados Gifts

'I'll have to work into my seventies,just to pay off my student tuition fees.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

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"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

Play It Safe

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Life plan

If there were no religion...s

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

The Hole that Divides

"Waiter! There's something evolving in my primordial soup!"

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"Let there be jobs!"