Debt Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'It's your debt to society.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Life plan

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"Our flag means debt."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."