Debt Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Life plan

"The dow is over 21,000!"

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"Our flag means debt."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

Bank Checking and Savings. Your account is overdrawn, sir. Haven't you heard?! Deficit spending is all the rage!

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'