Debt Dialoguers Gifts

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

The United States Public Debt.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Life plan

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

"Our flag means debt."

"No more stress!"

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"