Debt Discusser Gifts

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Life plan

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

'Just a little off the top.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"No more stress!"

"Someday this will all be yours!"