Debt Debaters Gifts

College is expensive but will add thousands of dollars to my lifetime loan, which I can use to pay off my college loans.

"Sorry, Mr. Flaster. The meek won't inherit the earth -- just the national debt."

"I find it kinda funny that I'm paying you to figure out how much I owe someone else."

Will Work for Student Loan Payment.

'I'm just here for your Detroit muni bonds.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Man crying at size of national debt.

Spain's Spendings and Savings

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Changing Minds

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

The United States Public Debt.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Life plan

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

"No more stress!"