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Deficit Debaters Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a deficit debater's sharp mind and quick wit? Our collection features clever, playful items that bring humor and personality to their debating arsenal. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee, a T-shirt for debating nights, or a decorative print to inspire them, our products are perfect for those who love to think critically and argue passionately.
File, Henry, before the mob arrives.
'I realize you're a tax paying American citizen, but you cannot list the government as a dependent.'
'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'
Changing Minds
'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'
'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'
Recession
More Unequal Than Others
The United States Public Debt.
Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!
"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."
'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'
It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?
'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'
Yellow Vests
"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"
'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'
'It's your debt to society.'
"The dow is over 21,000!"
The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.
Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,
Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"
'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'
'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'
"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."
World Cop.
GDP-DEBT Struggle.
"Our flag means debt."
Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.
'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'
'Just a little off the top.'
"No more stress!"
'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'
"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"
Deficit Debaters Gifts Collection
Deficit Debaters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the humor and wit of deficit debaters, ideal for mornings and debate nights.
Deficit Debaters Pillows
Browse our pillows featuring clever debate-inspired designs—comfortable, humorous, and a great way to personalize their space.
Deficit Debaters Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate the sharp minds of deficit debaters—ideal for inspiring their next argument or decorating their space.
Deficit Debaters T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts designed for passionate deficit debaters—fun, witty, and perfect for making a statement in any debate crowd.