Deficit Debater Gifts

World Cop.

'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"No more stress!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Changing Minds

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Recession

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

The United States Public Debt.

More Unequal Than Others

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Yellow Vests

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

'It's your debt to society.'

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"I lobby for rich people."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.