Debt Dilemma Debater Gifts

Fiscal Cliff

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

World Cop.

"No more stress!"

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Economic Experts

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Bank Checking and Savings. Your account is overdrawn, sir. Haven't you heard?! Deficit spending is all the rage!

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis