Debt Debate Aficionado Gifts

The Book of Sequester.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'It's your debt to society.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Life plan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

Debt - Restructured Debt