Debt Debate Debater Gifts

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

The United States Public Debt.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

Yellow Vests

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

"No more stress!"

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.