Debt Debate Debater Gifts

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

More Unequal Than Others

The United States Public Debt.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

Yellow Vests

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

"No more stress!"