Deal Discusser Gifts

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Like Minded

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."