Deal Debunker Gifts

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Standard And P****d.

Rumours Online

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Deficit...

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Superstition City

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Sure, everybody is repeating it, but it doesn't mean it's true...'

"But you really can't trust the media."

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

Sorry Hapgood, a rise is out of the question. How about a loan?

Hey, Just Kidding