
'My decision is maybe and that's final.'
Looking for a gift for the ultimate deal decider? Whether they are a shopping guru or a business strategist, our creative selection of witty and humorous products will strike the perfect chord. From mugs to prints, find something that celebrates their knack for making deals. These thoughtful and amusing gifts are sure to bring a smile and a sense of pride to anyone who loves sealing the best deals.
'My decision is maybe and that's final.'
'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
'Now that I have your attention...'
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
The president's men
A fight in the Boardroom.
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities
"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."
'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"
'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'
"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."
Career Choices
"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"
"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"
Do you want to win the game or my business?
'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'
'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'
Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.
'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'
Explore our collection of mugs designed for deal deciders—witty, clever, and perfect for starting their negotiations with a smile.
Check out our pillows for deal deciders—humorous, cozy, and a fun way to add personality to their space.
Discover prints that honor the deal maker in your life—bright, witty, and perfect for inspiring a winning mindset.
Browse our t-shirts for deal makers—fun, bold, and perfect for showing off their sharp negotiation skills in style.