Debt Dialoguers Pillows

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

The United States Public Debt.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

Life plan

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

World Cop.

"No more stress!"

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'