Debt Dialoguer Pillows

'When you talk about my 'debt to society', I thought that only referred to criminals.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

The United States Public Debt.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Sinking Oil Tanker

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Life plan

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

"Our flag means debt."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"I'm a little disappointed you don't actually talk the same as in the KJV Bible."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."