Credit Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Wait a minute....!

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

Man trying to grab a pension from a crane slot machine

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

Walking a fine line of debt.

"Now do you see why I'm having trouble getting your money out of the hedge fund?"

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

"This bottom line on your income tax return is a little irregular...'net income after wife's spending'."

"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'