"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."
Credit Conundrum Ponderer Gifts
Is your friend or loved one always caught in a credit conundrum or deep in thought about finances? Find unique, humorous items that match their creative pondering. From cheeky mugs to playful t-shirts, our collection honors their financial musings with a touch of wit and humor. Perfect for anyone who enjoys thinking outside the box about money issues, these products bring a smile and spark conversations. Celebrate their thoughtful, creative approach to credit with gifts that are as clever as they are fun.
"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."
Frog Baby Names
"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."
"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."
'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'
A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.
"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."
'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'
Fingers
'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'
The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed
'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'
'It's always so sad when they repossess.'
'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'
I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !
You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.
Banking
"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.
"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"
'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'
'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'
'So, how does my future look?'
'I miss the disposable income days.'
"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."
Why College Costs So Much 101.
Client speaking to a legal advisor
Bad cat - Credit Card.
'OK, blueberries and omega-3 are good for me, but right now I'm having doubts about capitalism.'
Angel Catches A Devil
'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'
'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'
'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?'
Fiscal Cliff
"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."
Credit Conundrum Ponderer Gifts Collection
Credit Conundrum Ponderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for credit conundrum ponderers. Find a witty or clever design that keeps their mornings bright and humorous.
Credit Conundrum Ponderer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring humor to their living space, celebrating their creative financial musings with a touch of wit.
Credit Conundrum Ponderer Prints
Browse our range of prints that inspire and amuse credit conundrum ponderers, ideal for brightening up any room with clever art.
Credit Conundrum Ponderer T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts designed for those who love humor about financial dilemmas. Find the perfect witty statement to wear with pride.