Credit Conundrum Lover Gifts

"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Wait a minute....!

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

Walking a fine line of debt.

'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

Credit Card Applications - One day, she would be his. But first, he had to approve himself, once and for all.