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"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Wait a minute....!

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

Walking a fine line of debt.

'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

Credit Card Applications - One day, she would be his. But first, he had to approve himself, once and for all.