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"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The economy.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Armageddon

Unanimous voting.

Roe v. Wade

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

The House of Commons.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Capital Tours

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'What I have to do first?!'

Rock and a Hard Place