Debt Debate Lover Pillows

"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

The economy.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Roe v. Wade

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Rock and a Hard Place

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Capital Tours

'What I have to do first?!'

The House of Commons.