Catch Conundrum Lover Gifts

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"O.K. Where is he?"

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

Philosophy Department.

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

Two Devils Befriending an Angel.