Computer Conundrum Lover Gifts

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Computer scared of user

The Screeeen!

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

God creates humans.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

"If only it was that simple."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'It's never done that before!'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Pc who art in heaven.

'My computer is so old it's voice changed.'

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

STRIP Hambone: Unpaid electric bill

"Don't you know anything? All you have to do is point and click!"

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

"Say that again. I open what? Then click on what? Then type in what? Then save to what. . . ?"