Tech Dilemma Enthusiast Gifts

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

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"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Computer Frustration

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

The Screeeen!

'Technology hates me.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'It's never done that before!'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

PC spits mud out

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'