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"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

The Screeeen!

'Technology hates me.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'It's never done that before!'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Jesus forgets to save.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

PC spits mud out

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Unknown computer error.