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'Who cares about the global network of information when there's an ex-boyfriend in the room.'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Canine Technology

Keep on Truckin.

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Mad cleaning robot.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'Airbag safety feature.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

NASA Hits Shuffle

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Hands-free laptop.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"Give us a chip."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Nuclear energy.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.