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'It's never done that before!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Pokemon Get Lost

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'