Tech Dilemma Lover T-Shirts

'It's never done that before!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Online form - Submit.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner