Computer Conundrum Lover T-Shirts

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Early Programmers.

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

God creates humans.

Computer scared of user

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

The Screeeen!

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

'It's never done that before!'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

Pc who art in heaven.

'My computer is so old it's voice changed.'

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

STRIP Hambone: Unpaid electric bill

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

"Don't you know anything? All you have to do is point and click!"

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

"This job requires the skill to work under extreme conditions. To test you, you'll b using a 20 year old computer. Not many pass this test."

"Say that again. I open what? Then click on what? Then type in what? Then save to what. . . ?"