Tech Dilemma Aficionado Gifts

'Who cares about the global network of information when there's an ex-boyfriend in the room.'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Keep on Truckin.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"We've been cancelled."

Canine Technology

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Mad cleaning robot.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'Airbag safety feature.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Hands-free laptop.

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Give us a chip."