Computer Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

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'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Windows or Mac?

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Computer Frustration

The Screeeen!

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

Bungee jumping with your PC.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

Nethead strip: Sale.com

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

When computers are attacked by Spam.