Digital Dilemma Devotee Gifts

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"We don't talk anymore."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The Eternal Question

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Silly sausages

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Technology hates me.'

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

Progress

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."