Digital Dilemma Warrior Gifts

'Technology hates me.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Eternal Question

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Social media and privacy

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Computer From Hell