Digital Dilemma Enthusiast Gifts

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Drat! I forgot my password again!

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

A doctor runs away from a cellphone

"Can you recover deleted texts?"

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."

Jesus forgets to save.

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

How to hand in report to teacher.

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I put my password on billboards all over town to help me remember it. I have to keep changing it, though, because I keep getting hacked."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Technology hates me.'

Social media and privacy

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'It's never done that before!'