Catch Conundrum Lover Prints

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"O.K. Where is he?"

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

If People Believed in Heaven and Hell

Burp! Tap. Reflux, where reflex should be.

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

Philosophy Department.

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

Two Devils Befriending an Angel.

I lost my wallet here. Could you check lost and found? Sure. What's it look like? Oh, it's leathery, canvas, nylon-ish … blue-black gray-purpley-greenish … it has a Visa-Mastercard-Amex-Discoverish cards and one-ten-fivey dollars in it. I keep an I.D. of a dear friend in it for sentimental reasons. Get out.