Credit Conundrum Ponderer Pillows

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Frog Baby Names

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Banking

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'So, how does my future look?'

'I miss the disposable income days.'

"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."

Why College Costs So Much 101.

Client speaking to a legal advisor

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'OK, blueberries and omega-3 are good for me, but right now I'm having doubts about capitalism.'

Angel Catches A Devil

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'

'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?'

German help for Greece

"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."

Fiscal Cliff