Credit Conundrum Enthusiast Pillows

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Wait a minute....!

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Man trying to grab a pension from a crane slot machine

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

Walking a fine line of debt.

"Now do you see why I'm having trouble getting your money out of the hedge fund?"

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."

"This bottom line on your income tax return is a little irregular...'net income after wife's spending'."

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'

The Book of Sequester.