Credit Chaos Enthusiast Pillows

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Paint fight art!

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Entry-level positions at KFC.

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

Hell for cashiers.

Too Big To Fail and Too Big A Problem.

"Inspiration"

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Have Henderson send over his people, then tell them our people changed my mind.'

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark